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Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be...

Cara jwb telepon yg betol...


"Sebenarnye cara menjawab tepon yang kite amalkan adelah salah... dan kebanyakannye sama..terpikir kah anda untuk menjawab dengan jawapan yang betul. Jadi disini kite akan cube untuk menukarkan jawapannye (tak le korang boring sangat kalu jadi operator).


1. Soalan: haloo, may i speak to bedah please?
Jawapan: maap.sini bukan balai polis.

2. Soalan: haloo, siapa disana?
Jawapan: ntah. saya kat sini,mane le saya tau sape kat sane..

3. Soalan: haloo, boleh saya bercakap ngan bapak awak?
Jawapan: nak cakap cakap je ler. buat ape tanye saya.

4. Soalan: haloo, boleh sambungkan ke nombor 323?
Jawapan: maap cik,nombor tak boleh disambung,hanye boleh dicampur.

5. Soalan: haloo, mak ade rumah?
Jawapan: mak takde rumah.bapak ade pasal rumah ni bapak yang beli.

6. Soalan: haloo timah, buat ape tu?
Jawapan: kan ke saya tengah bercakap ngan awak kat tepon ni..

7. Soalan: boleh saya bercakap ngan siti?
Jawapan: maap.nombor yang anda dail tidak mahu memberikan
perkhidmatannye... time kacih.

8. Soalan: haloo, tolong panggilkan samad. saya nak bercakap dengannye.
Jawapan: sila panggil sendiri.saya sibuk.maap

9. Soalan: halloo......
Jawapan: haloo. pusat sakit mental disini. anda ingin mendaftar?

10. Soalan: haloo, saya nak tumpang bertanya...
Jawapan: maap. ini bukan kaunter pertanyaan.

11. Soalan: haloo, betul ke ini nombor 3234412?
Jawapan: sila dail sekali lagi. kalau saya masih menjawab betul le
tu.

12. Soalan: assalammualaikum...
Jawapan: waalaikummussalam..(tupp!..terus letak tepon.salam kite
wajib jawabkan


Somebody is Leaving, Because Ramadhan is Coming..



Esok ari Sabtu 22 ogos 2009..
bersamaan 1 Ramadhan 1430 Hijrah..
Semua Umat Islam di Seluruh Dunia akn mula menjalani ibadah rukun Islam yg ketiga..
iaitu Berpuasa Di Bulan Ramadhan..
jadi di kesempatan ini..
aku nk ucap kan selamat Berpuasa kt sape2 yg Bace Artikel ni..
Banyak2 kan la Amal Ibadah Di Bulan Yang Mulia ini..
Kita Semua ni Manusia Akhir Zaman..
Kiamat Pun dah tak Lame lgi..
ok tu je la kot yg aku rajin nak taip ari ni..
~Selamat Menjalani Ibadah Puasa~

I Don't Believe This Is RM 1 Million.. But It's REALITY !!!




Askum korang smua..
agak beberapa ari jgk la aku x update n masuk cni...
ni aku nk share 1 biznes...
aku dh lme follow bnd ni...
tpi sbb ape aku x cite bnd ni awal-awal...
sbb aku dulu pun x caye..
tpi lepas hasil die...
WOW!! hanya tu je la yg aku leh ckap...
hehehe...
ni bukti die...
aku x main la tunjuk2 CEK sperti sesetgh company wat tu..
ni aku nk tunjuk sndri hasil die...
cakap pun x gune...
korang tgk je la sendiri..







korang mesti x pernah kn mcam mne rase nye main DUIT???
tpi bdk ni dh rse...
umur die bru 3 tahun...
tpi mainan die..
DUIT...
hahaha...








kalau korang nak tau dgn lebih lanjut ttg biznes ni...
korang leh contact aku...
013-2228493 @ 012-9025856..
korang set tempat nk jumpe kt ne..
nnti aku dtang...
for area KL n Lembah Klang je la..

Amazing Day


ari ni kelas HCI (Human Computer Interaction) aku cancel..
jd aku ade klas E-System je ari ni..
kul 2.30 jap g..
tpi aku malas la plak nk pegi..
dh la klas kejap je..
pas2 plak karg confirm x leh blaja nye..
klas tu ramai sgt..
coz cmpur ngn dak2 DCNET skli..
bile x gi..
aku pun suh la housemate aku tlg sign kn attendance aku nnti..
hahaha..
so,ari ni aku x g klas..
jdi aku lepak la ngadap Hacking Prototype aku ni.,,
huhuhu..
dh x tau nk wat ape duk umah sorg2 ni..
aku pun download la movie2 yg aku rse mcam tringin nk tgk..
alangkah trkejut nye aku dgn speed download ari ni..
hehehe..
aku nk cite karg korg x caye..
ni korg tgk sndri aku smpat la print screen speed die..
mmg incredible la..
hahaha..
yg ni gune IDM (internet download Manager)
biase nye x macam ni..


pas2 aku try la plak download x pyah gune IDM..
aku download cam biase gune Mozila Firefox je..
yg lagi la trkejut aku..
speed die melebihi package internet yg aku amik..
aku gune w1max 1.2mbps je..
tpi download speed dkt 10mbps..
ni bukti die..


korang nye speed download cam ner??
mau lawan ka??
hehehe..


Keistimewaan 7 Ogos 09


Pada 7 hb Ogos 2009 (hari Jumaat ini)

Pada jam 12, 34 minit dan 56 saat . Masa akan menjadi :

12:34:56 07/08/09

Dari 1 hingga 9

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Ini tak akan berlaku sepanjang hidup anda lagi!!!

Love, Caring and Pain...


Life is worth. All the human being and also other creature in the world live together in this world. We share resource to keep our living. Praise to God that we can living with healthy, fine and in the good condition. There are other human or creature in this world that are fighting for life. It used in order to survive in this world.

But nowadays we didn't care about their others. All we know is to get what we want without thinking about consequences that affected. We have the feeling about what we life, what we want, what we like ...but other creature like animal also had the feeling u know? Although we know that animal is just a animal, but they also had a feeling, love, care about others.


This is some picture about life of the bird that goes to in the end of life..


There is bird (wife) that are seriously injured because she had been hit by a car and cannot get fly anymore. The condition is fatal. She seem waiting for something.



Soon, he bought a food for his wife in order to save the her of with love and cares...


After that, he bought the food for her again but was shocked to find her dead. He tried to move her body but nothing seem happened..............a quite effort for him.


Realized that his sweetheart is dead and will not be with him again, sadness comes out filled in his eyes and sorrow felt in his spirit.....


He stood beside his sweetheart dead body as he crying in his heart himself with love with the one he loves.....


At last, he know that his sweetheart will never come back to him..he stood beside the dead body of his life with deeply pain in his heart....




Millions of people cried after watching this picture in America and Europe and even in India. It is said that the photographer sold these pictures for a nominal fee to the most famous newspaper in France. All copies of that newspaper were sold out on the day these pictures were published.



- Hope this will be the lesson to love and caring with each other that live in the same world. Animal also had the feeling, love and caring in their heart...




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